All the reported sightings from the mouth-breathers at the Wal-Mart aside, the King is dead. Long live the King. If he were still on this side of the grass, Elvis Presley would be 93 years old. Uh-huh. He was the gateway to rock 'n' roll, and was a pill-popper before pill-poppin' was cool. Well, in keeping with Elvis's timelessness, Albany's loyal subjects to the throne, The Lustre Kings bring its Elvis birthday bash tour to Rochester. This has become quite the annual event with all the local glitterati invited to sit in with the band. Behold.