When: Sat., Dec. 7, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 2013
Sick of the crass commercialism of the holidays? Come learn about — and get harassed by — Krampus, the stick-wielding anti-Santa of European folklore. Bring a new, unwrapped toy to donate to needy children. If Krampus thinks your offering is worthy you’ll get a free breakfast treat. If he thinks it’s crap, it’s no food for you. And Krampus might drag you to hell. But wait, there’s more! KrampusPoster_750pxW-Get your photo taken with Krampus (for a nominal fee)! -Make Krafts with Krampus: Decorate your own beating rod! Make your own horns! Color with Krampus! -Play games and win prizes! -Support local artists by shopping at a Krampus-themed alternative arts & crafts fair! -Buy naughty sugary treats in our Germanic bake sale! -Get gifts for awesome people with our Krampus merchandise (t-shirts, buttons, music, sticker books, cards)! -Check out educational displays on Krampus and other disturbing old-school holiday icons! -There might be surprise visits by unexpected guests! -A live performance by The Bloody Noes! Breakfast with Krampus is not intended for ages 16 and under. While we want to spread the good bad word of Krampus, we do not want to be responsible for emotionally scarring your children. (That’s your job.)
Price: Free admission.