Customer service on the web is hit or miss. And in this case, it's a little of both. The recipient of the following email reports that the "Evolution Nature Store is still in business in SoHo, NY, but they don't have any more pregnancy keychains."
Please send all complaints and concerns to firstname.lastname@example.org. Speaking of, we should mention that we listed the incorrect web address for Nick Gurewitch's Perry Bible Fellowship in June 8's Inbox. The correct address is www.thepbf.com.
--- Michael Neault
Date: November 9, 2003
Subject: Re: Pregnancy Keychain
Thank you for your recent question concerning one of our keychains. We are very familiar with the product as we have many of them in stock. The fetus in your keychain should not be experiencing any growth. Perhaps you are noticing the optical illusion of the womb which makes the fetus appear to grow in size when you shake it. If you are unsatisfied with our product or if the keychain's abdomen does rupture, you may send it to our store for a full refund or exchange. We appreciate your business.
Manager of Evolution Nature Store